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Entertainment Weekly. However, he was unable to keep his eyes on the road and the car swerved, then Just Married A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on.

You know, at the Big Bang, the universe was flipped into an outright stretch. And other energy bodies were like: "Bro, why are you so contorted? A farmer went out to the field and found one his cows had gone cross-eyed The cow could hardly walk and kept bumping into things. Fearing it might hurt itself, he called his vet to come have a look at the cow.

The vet took one look at the cow and told the farmer "I've seen this before. You stand up there in front and watch her eyes. Identical Twins A teenage girl gave birth to identical twin boys.

As she realized she was not ready to take care of young children, let alone 2 boys, she made the difficult decision to give them up for adoption. The boys were adopted immediately. One of them was adopted by a lovely Egyptian family who decide The Three-Legged Pig So, there's a traveling salesman who has been on the road for too long.

He decides that, to fix his boredom, the next thing he sees he's going to stop and ask somebody about it. Well wouldn't you know it, he sees a pig with three legs at the edge of a farm. A mathematician wants more excitement and wants to become a volunteer fireman on the weekends He goes through the training, and proceeds to take the written final exam. Question 1: You come across a car that is flipped upside down and on fire with the driver still in it. What do you do? The mathematician answers with the steps he was taught in training.

Question 2: You My wife just flipped out at me for not being sympathetic about her time of the month It was a complete ovary action. My wife was choking at dinner, so I flipped her over the table, pulled her knickers down and stuck my tongue up her arse. The shock made her spit out the obstruction and breathe again. Thank god I knew the hind-lick manoeuvre! Last night Philadelphia residents climbed light poles, flipped over cars, and set dumpsters on fire Then things really got out of hand when they learned the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

I flipped a quarter I told my girlfriend to call it. She clapped her hands and said, "come here Quarter! I flipped out my dick in front of this beautiful girl yesterday and asked if she liked my piercing. She stared at it for a good minute and asked where the piercing is. I said "In my ear". Try sliding to get around quickly and evade enemy fire — while still being able to shoot and build. Wanna swing on the Daily Bugle and other buildings? Did an enemy knock you out?

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